The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
oh my god
i just do not understand this post what even
OH MY FUCKING GOD
THIS HAS PASSED MY DASH EASILY TWENTY TIMES AND I JUST GOT THE JOKE.
I love when cats do something stupid and then pretend to clean themselves because they’re clearly embarrassed
The way Dan can name three colors in Phil’s eyes is seriously so precious. I mean, that would mean that Dan has Phil’s eyes ingrained in his head and perhaps lies on his bed picking out the colors of Phil’s irises and all that attention to detail just indicates how close they really are platonic or not and the mental image of the two of them just sitting on the couch sipping coffee and staring at each other’s eyes
I don’t know but I’m DYING